The Verdict

Yes…

to a sixteen page Bagpipe, and sixteen days until summer.

No…

to anything resembling term papers or exams.

Faculty Quote

“I’m not sure if mules can be male or female. But I’m not really familiar with mule genitalia.”

-Prof. Tim Morris, Contemporary Biology

“My parents told me not to do anything to a girl that I wouldn’t want done to my sister.  So that pretty much ended my dating career.”

- Prof. Toni Chiareli, Intro to Sociology

Sexual Purity

By Angelica Gritter
Commentary Writer

You may find it odd that something a chapel speaker said has shaken me out of my apathy, and driven me to actually offer to write something for the Bagpipe! I’m surprised and amused too. This unusual event occurred on Tuesday last, when Mr. Shuler was speaking to us about premarital sex (always a juicy topic to grab one’s attention). The statement he made that kept rolling around in my head and which has driven me to the keyboard seems innocuous upon first sight and runs something like this:
“…and girls, you have to help us guys out in this area, cuz we tend to push until you stop us.”

Nothing so bad about that, is there? Well, no. I agree with the principle being expressed in this statement. I think it’s important that girls not be na

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