The Verdict

Yes…

to a sixteen page Bagpipe, and sixteen days until summer.

No…

to anything resembling term papers or exams.

Faculty Quote

“I’m not sure if mules can be male or female. But I’m not really familiar with mule genitalia.”

-Prof. Tim Morris, Contemporary Biology

“My parents told me not to do anything to a girl that I wouldn’t want done to my sister.  So that pretty much ended my dating career.”

- Prof. Toni Chiareli, Intro to Sociology

The Verdict – April 30, 2009

BY ZACH MCELRATH

Yes… to grace. Thank you professors for putting up with our nonsense these past…years.

No… to “corporate grace credits.” The chapel office is dishing out indulgences to Protestants, really? What is this, the Counter-Reformation?

Zach McElrath, May 5th, 2009 | Category: Verdict

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