The Verdict

Yes…

to a sixteen page Bagpipe, and sixteen days until summer.

No…

to anything resembling term papers or exams.

Faculty Quote

“I’m not sure if mules can be male or female. But I’m not really familiar with mule genitalia.”

-Prof. Tim Morris, Contemporary Biology

“My parents told me not to do anything to a girl that I wouldn’t want done to my sister.  So that pretty much ended my dating career.”

- Prof. Toni Chiareli, Intro to Sociology

Faculty Quotes – Dec. 3, 2009

BY THE BAGPIPE STAFF

“George Washington…the father of our country. As far as I know, he was not physically responsible for generating all of you. He didn’t get around. At all.”

-Dr. Bill Davis in CHOW I

“This is why polygamy doesn’t work! If you have 20 or 30 wives, there can’t really be any competition, but just two or three? It’d be utter chaos!”

-Dr. Dan MacDougall in Intro to Old Testament

The Bagpipe Staff, December 3rd, 2009 | Category: Faculty Quotes

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