The Verdict

Yes…

to a sixteen page Bagpipe, and sixteen days until summer.

No…

to anything resembling term papers or exams.

Faculty Quote

“I’m not sure if mules can be male or female. But I’m not really familiar with mule genitalia.”

-Prof. Tim Morris, Contemporary Biology

“My parents told me not to do anything to a girl that I wouldn’t want done to my sister.  So that pretty much ended my dating career.”

- Prof. Toni Chiareli, Intro to Sociology

Golf Cart Crashes Behind Carter

CARTOON BY ANDREW SHAUGHNESSY

CARTOON BY ANDREW SHAUGHNESSY

Last Wednesday, while most Covenant students were having lunch in the Great Hall, freshman Brandon Gross, while at work-study, crashed a Covenant golf-cart behind Carter Hall.

“I turned around briefly to check on the ladder I had in the back. The next split-second I found myself over the curve, down the embankment, and in the woods,” Gross said.

“We had to pull it [the golf cart] out with the boss’ [Robert Veal, a heating and air worker] diesel truck,” said freshman Jase Gallagher, a Facilities Services work-study student who arrived at the scene ten minutes after the wreck occurred.

Thankfully, Gross was unhurt and the golf-cart was undamaged after the accident.

“I did take a mighty big leap,” said Gross. “I always wanted to fly, but never did I think it would be in a golf cart.”

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