The Verdict

Yes…

to frolicking in various oceans during Spring Break.

No…

to being so worn out by Spring Break that you can no longer function.

Faculty Quote

“Ladies, if some guy ever tells you that God told him something that you have to do, tell him to get on a ship!”

- Prof. Pat Ralston, CHOW I, on Virgil’s Aeneid

Alice in Wonderland: A re-imagining by Tim Burton

alice“This ain’t your father’s ‘Star Trek,’” advertisements boldly claimed prior to J.J. Abrams’ blockbuster this past May. That tagline kept popping into my mind while Watching Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland adaptation. Forget what Disney gave us back in 1951. The director of Sweeney Todd, Sleepy Hollow, and Edward Scissorhands wipes the slate clean and gives us a world of his own creation. This is Wonderland like you’ve never seen it before.

In this reimagining of Lewis Carrol’s famous novels, a 19-year-old Alice Kingsleigh returns to a Wonderland that is vastly different than what she remembered. It is now under the reign of the cruel Red Queen. A resistance to end her tyranny is gaining strength, but without Alice all hope is lost. In short, Linda Woolverton’s screenplay isn’t really anything original and has a tendency to lag at times. We’ve already seen this story countless times. However, the plot isn’t the main focus here, but the world that Burton creates.

Wonderland is a place that seems almost tailor-made for the Burton treatment, and Burton gives it his all. He creates a world unlike any we have seen before, one that is both creepy and dark as it is enchanting and delightful. Every set piece is magnificently imaginative with great attention to detail.  There are many instances of dark comedy. We get to learn what happens to all the heads after they are severed from their bodies. There are also many frightening moments, including a rather violent beheading of a dragon-like creature.

However, the characters and the actors portraying them are the main contributors to Wonderland’s magic. Johnny Depp’s portrayal of the Mad Hatter was the center of publicity for the film. Magnificent as usual, his character lives up to his name. Just as commendable is Mia Wasikowska. The relative newcomer’s performance as the title character is truly magnificent and indicative of future stardom. Helena Bonham Carter plays the Red Queen to perfection and is responsible for a handful of humorous moments. The delightful Anne Hathaway plays her sister, the White Queen, so well you can’t help but love her. The voice talents of Alan Rickman as the Blue Caterpillar, Michael Sheen as the White Rabbit, and Stephen Fry as the Cheshire Cat only add to the film’s magic.

Sadly, the strength of the movie is also its weakness. As enchanting as the images on the screen are, we can’t fully connect with a movie with such a poor story. It’s like a Narnia rip-off. Not mention that the script reimagines a bit too much. Just as he did with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Burton adapts Carrol’s story so much it starts to resemble anything but the original work.  We learn that the real name of the world that Alice finds herself in is Underland. When she visited the first time as youth, she only said the name wrong. This is just thrown in as a side remark and never referred to again. It really doesn’t change the outcome of the story and is quite pointless. If Burton really wanted us to know the real name of this magical world, why isn’t it in the title?

Alice in Wonderland is more of a visual treat than it is an enchanting story. It fulfills its purpose by providing simple, light entertainment and nothing more. It also goes without saying that Burton isn’t for everyone. If you’re not a big fan of Burton or his style, this movie probably isn’t for you. That being said, it’s obvious Tim Burton had a fun time working on the film, but sometimes he gets so caught up in his world that he loses the connection with his audience. The only thing preventing the film from being truly memorable is a solid script. One can’t help but wonder (or dread) what would have happened if Burton had brought his own script to life.

Album Review: Joanna Newsom’s Have One on Me

Singer-songwriter Joanna Newsom released her third full-length album, Have One on Me, in February.

Singer-songwriter Joanna Newsom released her third full-length album, Have One on Me, in February.

My first listen-through of Joanna Newsom’s third official album Have One On Me left me feeling as if I had picnicked in a field of wildflowers at noontide, pedaled my vintage teal Schwinn bicycle (complete with wire basket) home to my Anthropoligie-ridden suburban cottage, in which I sang as I showered in my revamped white claw-footed bathtub, prepared myself a strawberry parfait, and were currently sitting out on my back porch eating said parfait in the late spring.

Newsom’s musical style echoes a melding of pseudo-country soul-singer Emmylou Harris and fellow Californian Tom Waits (in terms of composition and instrumentation). While Newsom herself claims no genre, she fits snugly into a modernized old-time American folk category, and is also considered to be part of the psych folk genre (began in the 60s, named for its attempt to imitate the trance-like state resulting from psychedelic drug usage.

The two-hour long, three-disc album is a refreshing commitment for the ears; each of the seventeen original songs is a pleasant experience that leaves the listener enthralled. The humanly raw and poetic nature of her lyrics captivates and pulls the listener into her world—one of oddball fantastical elfish parties and old-fashioned madrigals. Newsom’s folk-esqe poetry is complimented by the sultry, yet lively, manner in which she plucks her harp—her second signature, following close behind her quirky vocals.

Newsom’s voice is often a point of controversy for listeners. The response seems to be that her squeaks and crooning are either endearing or grating. Compared to her previous work, this album showcases subtler vocals that cater to a wider audience, especially as the album progresses. Her tone becomes more powerful and less child-like (a description often used that Newsom herself resents). This change is a result of the songstress contracting vocal cord nodules (a tissue growth that incapacitates vocal chords) early in 2009. She was able to recover and record Have One On Me in the same year.

With this album, a marvelous display of talent, creativity, and an ability to communicate personality, Newsom has firmly established her place in the ranks of this musical generation’s great singer-songwriters.

Gorillaz Gimmick Gets Serious

gorillazGorillaz has always been somewhat of a novelty. The side project of Blur frontman Damon Albarn and comic book illustrator Jamie Hewlett, the band is best known for their hit singles “Clint Eastwood” and “Feel Good, Inc.” As an “animated band,” they have relied heavily on a rotating cast of guest artists and slick music videos for substance, but somehow this group of cartoon characters has enjoyed double platinum sales and five Grammy nominations.

Their newest album is titled Plastic Beach, and every song on it is crafted around a central image presented in the cover art: a lonely mansion perched atop an island formed from flotsam. The elaborately illustrated back story for the album retells the psychological tailspin of Murdoc Niccals, the cartoon “brains” and bassist of the band, who retreats to the island to record the “last LP on Earth.” During production, he learns that the island is actually an ecological disaster of collecting garbage that is growing as mankind declines.

This forms the basis for the album’s rich tones of apocalyptic paranoia. “The waves are rising for this time of year / And nobody knows what to do with the heat” sings Damon on “Rhinestone Eyes” and guest artist Gruff Rhys of Super Furry Animals warns that the “sea is radioactive” in the chorus of “Superfast Jellyfish.” The album is incredibly consistent thematically, considering the “band” has shied away from a firm identity in the past. And despite the uncertain future of the LP format, Plastic Beach is a concept album meant to be heard in its entirety.

Gorillaz has always been known as genre-bending band, but Plastic Beach explores new territory, deftly blending disparate musical styles. The album opens with a string score that fades into an electro-funk backing track for Snoop Dogg. Arabic orchestra and British grime find a home together on “White Flag.” Soul heavyweight Bobby Womack comfortably shares the mic with Mos Def on “Stylo.” De La Soul contributes the verses for “Superfast Jellyfish.” Even Mick Jones and Paul Simonon of The Clash make a brief appearance on “Plastic Beach.” These guest artists enhance Plastic Beach with their presence but are never allowed deviate too far from its wider vision.

For doubters, Plastic Beach is all the necessary proof that Gorillaz has transitioned from an MTV-fueled gimmick to a more mature musical endeavor. For fans, it shows that this so-called “side-project” may have much more in store.

Cash Beats Death From the Grave

CashVl_mktg_square_300cmyk1Not too long before Johnny Cash died in 2003, he could still be found in his studio recording songs for the closing chapters of his American Recordings series. The final installment of those sessions (supposedly) was released last week, and is titled American VI: Ain’t No Grave. The 10-song album is mostly covers, and isn’t that different from anything we’ve heard since American V. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Keep reading.

True to his nature, Cash’s album begins on a note of defiance. But his challenges are no longer reserved for the wardens of San Quentin; they are instead directed at death himself. With chain gang percussion reminiscent of American V’s “God’s Gonna Cut You Down,” the record’s haunting title track has an ominous sound, as a haggard Cash taunts the reaper to try and hold him back at the moment of Christ’s return. Added to the mix is banjo plucking and foot stomping courtesy of the Avett Brothers, making for a chilling effect on the first listen.

As the album progresses, its musical tone lightens. But Cash’s assail on death does not stop. In the album’s only originally written song, “1 Corinthians 15:55,” Cash draws his inspiration from Paul’s powerful mockery of death, adopting it to his own foreseeable mortality. It is for this reason that while American VI may not offer anything new by Johnny Cash standards, it can’t be completely written off as a posthumous cash-in record for producer Rick Rubin, who has recently caught flack for releasing an album deemed by some critics as “unnecessary.” Cash knew his days were numbered; perhaps the critics should take a cue.

To be honest, the message of American VI is anything but “unnecessary.” Considering the scope of Cash’s career, the album, despite a few boring songs, is nothing short of remarkable. At death’s door, there is no fear in Cash’s voice, there are no doubts in his words; instead there is purpose. He knows where he is going, and goes willingly. Be careful. After listening to Ain’t No Grave a few times, you might just find a song you’ll want sung at your own funeral.

The Warehouse: A Unique and Different Venue

The Warehouse, a new venue in East Ridge, features local talent and a Christian business perspective.

The Warehouse, a new venue in East Ridge, features local talent and a Christian business perspective.

I feel like there is a sense of community at the venue that is unique and different from other venues,” said Casey Whitaker. Whitaker is the co-founder and manager of The Warehouse, an all-ages music venue in East Ridge, TN.

The Warehouse, which officially opened on May 24, 2008, has showcased various bands and artists and is gaining popularity and recognition as part of the underground music scene in the Chattanooga area.

After attending events at The Warehouse, I was impressed with the overall atmosphere and eclectic line-up of performers and I thought it was time to introduce my peers to this unique venue.

Junior Brandon Snipes, who has performed at The Warehouse, said “The Warehouse Staff is always very friendly and they make it a great environment to perform in…It is run by Christians and you can tell that in the way that they manage the venue. They really care about the performers as people.”

I interviewed Whitaker to find out what The Warehouse is all about, and what his own philosophy is.

BP: What inspired you to start The Warehouse?

CW: In a live setting there are friendships and relationships being built that can’t happen in your car or at home. I began booking concerts about six years ago through other places around town, and over the years I grew a huge passion to open my own place. Not only was the music a huge interest of mine, but also I felt like it was a calling on my life. It was like God had opened all these different doors and connected me with certain people to make this happen.

BP: Is there a certain genre of music you are more likely to book than others? Why?

CW: We lean a lot more towards the underground music scene I would say. It’s rare that we have out anything like what you would hear on the radio or music video stations. Genres you are most likely to hear would be indie rock, acoustic (singer-songwriter), pop rock, metal, and hardcore. Styles not as likely to hear would be Country, Rap, R&B, Bluegrass, Classical.

BP: What does The Warehouse have to offer that other venues in the Chattanooga area do not?

CW: I feel like there is a sense of community at the venue that is unique and different from other venues. That’s what we wanted to begin with; we wanted it to be like a refuge for people—A place they could go when nothing in life makes sense to find people who love them and care for them.

BP: Do you cater to a specific demographic, and why?

CW: I would say we cater to crowds the age of 15-21. Of course we are all ages and welcome everyone, but this would be the main age group who I feel enjoy the style and type of music.

BP: Where do you think the Chattanooga music scene is lacking, and how do you think The Warehouse is helping?

CW: I think that the music scene is lacking a little bit because of a lack of venues and also a lack of motivation from local bands. It may sound crazy for me to say, but I feel like if we had more legitimate venues to play, that would help build the local music scene. I feel like The Warehouse is helping a bit by having a ton of concerts and trying to bring in bigger bands that are very talented. This way when the local bands see these bands it will give them something to strive towards.

BP: Where do you see The Warehouse in four years time?

CW: I’m not too sure, but I do see it still going strong and maybe being relocated in a bigger building with more opportunity.

BP: If a Covenant student wanted the opportunity to play at The Warehouse, whom should they contact, and what should they do?

CW: They should contact: thewarehousevenue@yahoo.com, and if they have a press kit or any information about themselves, please include it in the email.

Experience the The Warehouse at 5716 Ringgold Road; East Ridge, TN, 37412 in the Spring Creek Plaza Headquarters, Suite 105. Upcoming events at: http://www.myspace.com/warehousetn.