The Verdict

Yes…

to a sixteen page Bagpipe, and sixteen days until summer.

No…

to anything resembling term papers or exams.

Faculty Quote

“I’m not sure if mules can be male or female. But I’m not really familiar with mule genitalia.”

-Prof. Tim Morris, Contemporary Biology

“My parents told me not to do anything to a girl that I wouldn’t want done to my sister.  So that pretty much ended my dating career.”

- Prof. Toni Chiareli, Intro to Sociology

The Verdict – April 22, 2010

Yes…

to a sixteen page Bagpipe, and sixteen days until summer.

No…

to anything resembling term papers or exams.

The Verdict – April 15, 2010

Yes…

to Founders Music Video Night.

No…

to inappropriate shirtless men. This isn’t New Moon, people.

The Verdict – April 1, 2010

Yes…

to a nice dinner before Spring Formal.

No…

to a walk in Coolidge Park afterwards.

The Verdict – March 25, 2010

Yes…

to daffodils and crocuses.

No…

to the AC turning on when it’s snowing outside.

The Verdict – March 18, 2010

Yes…

to frolicking in various oceans during Spring Break.

No…

to being so worn out by Spring Break that you can no longer function.