Hot Takes:
“Timothee Chalamet is teetering on the edge of overratedness.” — Claire Schofield
“Chopsticks work better than any other form of silverware.” — Sasha
“Plants are better pets than fish.” — Lorraine Bouk
“Fluorescents aren’t that bad.” — Sloane Hopkins
Peter Ton’s Hot Takes, because he has too many to choose from:
“Puberty should start about ten years later than it actually does.”
“People who are caught making noise on the second floor of the library should get a semester-long ban from that floor. All we'd have to do is throw a couple card scanners on the doors.”
“If there isn't a statue of John Holberg and Becca Moore in front of the library by the time my kids are old enough to go to college, I'm not letting them go here.”
“We need to invent a new word that means what “literally” used to mean.”
“Given the number of people attending this college with an express goal of getting engaged by graduation, I'm amazed that more people don't send a sample of their crush's DNA to those genetic testing services. Y'all are walking around with $50 water bottles, I know you have $100 to spare on learning valuable info about a potential partner.”
“It’s taken twenty years, but I’ve finally learned that there is absolutely no correlation between one’s physical appearance and their intelligence.”
Anonymous opinions, for the ones who wish to hide behind a facade:
“President Halverson looks better without a beard.”
“The song ‘I Don’t Care’ by Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber is one of the greatest songs of the 21st century.”
“Gender isn’t real.”
“There is no difference between one’s legs and one’s hindquarters. They are the same thing and should not be classified differently.”