Love Letter to an Author

The image-generating, theater-of-the-mind chunk of my brain is unpracticed. I don’t have aphantasia; I’m not debilitated. But if you ask me to picture an apple it has fuzzy edges. If I close my eyes, it takes effort to visualize anything. As a result, I often read books without fully imagining the visual descriptions.

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The Weight of Overcommitting

Sk80s. Valentine’s Day. Hall dates. Movie nights. Work. Bible study. And to top it all off, you’ve got a test tomorrow. 

Spring always tends to feel frantic on campus, but this year seems to be busier than past. Between hall, building and all-campus events, students are finding every single weekend full. Things can pile up seemingly overnight, often occurring at the same time or in rapid succession. Although these parties and get-togethers are a blast, many students are complaining of burnout and lack of time for homework far earlier in the school year than usual. 

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Single Hearts Still Sparkle

Valentine’s Day is the day in the year where you grab a friend, rewatch a rom-com, bake some brownies, and think some once-a-year thoughts. You are very aware of your singleness but not as aware as you will be, for tomorrow, February 15, brings Singleness Awareness Day (literally S.A.D.). They didn’t think you felt single enough yesterday, the day for relationships, so they gave you one more try to really delve into those emotions. Get up, grab another friend, and rewatch that rom-com one more time.

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A New New Year’s Tradition

What if there was a better way to do New Year’s resolutions? What if when February 1 rolled around you didn’t feel discouraged and burnt out? I believe New Year’s bingo cards are offering an exciting, new solution to New Year’s resolutions. They fix many of the problems with traditional New Year’s resolutions and inspire real change. 

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Friends Don’t Lie, But Screenwriters Do

In May of 2022, Netflix had the world on the edge of their seats. The hit show “Stranger Things” had concluded its fourth season with a bang, opening up massive possibilities for the fifth and final season. However, when the final season premiered in the past several months, viewers have had an overwhelming negative response. It doesn’t make sense—how did one of Netflix’s top shows with a 480 million dollar budget and the same writers as always manage to tank so spectacularly? (Spoilers ahead!)

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Food Banks Are More Important Than Ever

It’s a classic Christmas movie scene—the greedy kid rushes through the store, pointing at toy after toy and demanding all of it. All of a sudden, he passes a tired mom with a toddler, bending to put back a can of soup. The toddler wriggles in her arms, and she drops the can, and the well-meaning kid picks it up and puts it in her cart. A shadow crosses the woman’s face as she says, “Thanks, but we can’t afford it.” 

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Christmas Music Has Limits, People!

November 1. The leaves are orange, the air is crisp, and pumpkins are on doorsteps. However, into this autumnal paradise creeps the sounds of sleigh bells. My friends start singing Christmas music, and my social media feed is full of influencers celebrating Christmas. It seems we have all forgotten Thanksgiving. While starting Christmas festivities early can be alluring, I invite you to stop for a second and consider the value in waiting to celebrate Christmas. 

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Sabbath: Bigger Than The Blink

When Issue 3 of the Bagpipe was published, one of the most striking and eye-grabbing articles in the Opinions selection was Adi Smith’s “Sabbath, Worship and the Blink.” Smith argues that keeping the Blink open on Sundays ignores the call for Christians to keep a day of sabbath and prevents those who work at the Blink from resting on Sundays. 

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Mud Puddles, Bad Carpet, and Honesty

Great Hall dinners, late night Blink runs, chapel Doxologies—you've heard about these Covenant quintessentials since your high school tour. I hope you've experienced them for yourself. But I think Covenant's awesomeness lies in not only the postcard-worthy memories but also the whole-life-impacting experiences of residential college. Some that come to mind:

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Cheese Quesadillas’ Price Increases

Amy Johnson 27’ used to order the cheese quesadilla all the time at The Blink … but not anymore.
The quesadilla’s price rose from $2.75 to $5 over the summer, and many students don’t get it.
“I’m a lot less likely to go to the Blink now,” said Johnson, a junior from the student apartments. She said she’d prefer to make quesadillas herself.

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The Failure of a Showgirl?

“Aretha Franklin, when asked her opinions on Taylor Swift, said, ‘Great gowns, beautiful gowns,’” said Mackenzie Protos ’27, “And I think that's how I feel about this album.”

On Friday, October 3, Swift released her twelfth studio album titled “The Life of a Showgirl.” I sat down with a few Swifties on campus to get their opinions on the new record-breaking album.

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