"Two-year-olds are stupid." - Dr. MacDougall

December 9, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I would be a demigoddess ." - Dr. Davis

December 9, 2017 Bagpipe Admin

*makes noise like a quick whoosh of wind* - John Holberg

October 22, 2017 Faculty Quote

"Becoming a Christian was kinda a let down." - Dr. Foreman

October 5, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I once fell in love with a woman just because of her hairdo!"  - Dr. Foreman

May 1, 2017 Faculty Quote

"Sex after marriage is an exclamation point."  - Dr. Kapic

April 10, 2017 Faculty Quote

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh." - Dr. Foreman

March 21, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I feel like Kanye West." - Dr. Barham

March 14, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I was in a faculty party, you know, on-campus. It was one of those parties where you look at the hummus and say, 'Woopee!'" — Dr. Foreman

March 2, 2017 Faculty Quote

"These are the most beautiful phones I've ever used in my life." — President Trump

February 6, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I don't believe anyone can live happily ever after unless they die a day later." - Dr. Foreman

January 13, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I would be pleased if you sent your evaluations in so I don't get spanked." - Dr. Dennison

January 13, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I was so ugly when I was born my mother put me in the corner and feed me with a slingshot!'' — Dr. Dennison

November 18, 2016 Faculty Quote

"Great Metaphors really turn me on." — Dr. Foreman

November 18, 2016 Faculty Quote

"Your dog can feel pain if you spank it. Spank that dog!" — Dr. Dennison

October 12, 2016 Faculty Quote

“When I was born they spanked my mother!” – Dr. Dennison

September 14, 2016 Faculty Quote

“I grew up in a town with 500 people, including dogs.” - Dr. Finch

April 27, 2015 Faculty Quote

"Don't hug me. I'm British." - Dr. Haddad

April 21, 2015 Faculty Quote

“I always feel like Jack and the Beanstalk next to him.” – Dr. Eames on the height discrepancy between himself and Dr. Fikkert

April 14, 2015 Faculty Quote