“When I was born they spanked my mother!” – Dr. Dennison

September 14, 2016 Faculty Quote

"I expect to die and be in someone's urn in someone's office or something." - Dr. Matt Vos

September 25, 2015 Faculty Quote

“I grew up in a town with 500 people, including dogs.” - Dr. Finch

April 27, 2015 Faculty Quote

"Don't hug me. I'm British." - Dr. Haddad

April 21, 2015 Faculty Quote

“I always feel like Jack and the Beanstalk next to him.” – Dr. Eames on the height discrepancy between himself and Dr. Fikkert

April 14, 2015 Faculty Quote

“At the top of the list is king, but if you prefer you can just put ‘Bill.’” – Dr. Dennison in Darwinism

April 8, 2015 Faculty Quote

"Go work for Homeland Security to make up stories that fool terrorists. You guys who work for the Bagpipe have a future." - Professor Corbett, Global Trends

March 25, 2015 Faculty Quote

"I do not fear the government. I fear Google." - Dr. Follett

March 18, 2015 Faculty Quote

"Ask your Congressman. I'd ask mine but I'm pretty sure he's illiterate." - Dr. Morton in Studies in US Constitutional History

March 4, 2015 Faculty Quote

"What is the difference between a holy kiss and an unholy kiss? About 2 minutes." -Dr. MacDougall, Hermeneutics

February 25, 2015 Faculty Quote

"I sulfur without you. I've got my ion you. You and I make a good reaction!" -Dr. Zuidema on Chemistry related pick-up lines for Valentine's Day

February 18, 2015 Faculty Quote

"I'm more of a marathon runner than a stripper." - Dr. Robinson in Sociology of Emotions

February 11, 2015 Faculty Quote

"You know what I have to say about Plato? Plato better hope he never meets me in a dark alley, because he RUINED Western culture." - Dr. Ralston in Inklings

February 4, 2015 Faculty Quote

"This is because the only camping skill Dr. Green has still maintained is his ability to put out campfires using only his bodily fluids." - Dr. Kelly Kapic, introducing Dr. Jay Green in Chapel

January 28, 2015 Faculty Quote

"I don't dance under any circumstances. Ok, there was this one time in Mexico." - Dr. Wright in Psychology of Personality

January 19, 2015 Faculty Quote

"I don't care about your bodies, just bring your brains. You could just be a brain on a stick in a chair." -Dr. Morton

January 19, 2015 Faculty Quote