A New New Year’s Tradition

What if there was a better way to do New Year’s resolutions? What if when February 1 rolled around you didn’t feel discouraged and burnt out? I believe New Year’s bingo cards are offering an exciting, new solution to New Year’s resolutions. They fix many of the problems with traditional New Year’s resolutions and inspire real change. 

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Friends Don’t Lie, But Screenwriters Do

In May of 2022, Netflix had the world on the edge of their seats. The hit show “Stranger Things” had concluded its fourth season with a bang, opening up massive possibilities for the fifth and final season. However, when the final season premiered in the past several months, viewers have had an overwhelming negative response. It doesn’t make sense—how did one of Netflix’s top shows with a 480 million dollar budget and the same writers as always manage to tank so spectacularly? (Spoilers ahead!)

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Food Banks Are More Important Than Ever

It’s a classic Christmas movie scene—the greedy kid rushes through the store, pointing at toy after toy and demanding all of it. All of a sudden, he passes a tired mom with a toddler, bending to put back a can of soup. The toddler wriggles in her arms, and she drops the can, and the well-meaning kid picks it up and puts it in her cart. A shadow crosses the woman’s face as she says, “Thanks, but we can’t afford it.” 

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Christmas Music Has Limits, People!

November 1. The leaves are orange, the air is crisp, and pumpkins are on doorsteps. However, into this autumnal paradise creeps the sounds of sleigh bells. My friends start singing Christmas music, and my social media feed is full of influencers celebrating Christmas. It seems we have all forgotten Thanksgiving. While starting Christmas festivities early can be alluring, I invite you to stop for a second and consider the value in waiting to celebrate Christmas. 

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Sabbath: Bigger Than The Blink

When Issue 3 of the Bagpipe was published, one of the most striking and eye-grabbing articles in the Opinions selection was Adi Smith’s “Sabbath, Worship and the Blink.” Smith argues that keeping the Blink open on Sundays ignores the call for Christians to keep a day of sabbath and prevents those who work at the Blink from resting on Sundays. 

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Mud Puddles, Bad Carpet, and Honesty

Great Hall dinners, late night Blink runs, chapel Doxologies—you've heard about these Covenant quintessentials since your high school tour. I hope you've experienced them for yourself. But I think Covenant's awesomeness lies in not only the postcard-worthy memories but also the whole-life-impacting experiences of residential college. Some that come to mind:

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Cheese Quesadillas’ Price Increases

Amy Johnson 27’ used to order the cheese quesadilla all the time at The Blink … but not anymore.
The quesadilla’s price rose from $2.75 to $5 over the summer, and many students don’t get it.
“I’m a lot less likely to go to the Blink now,” said Johnson, a junior from the student apartments. She said she’d prefer to make quesadillas herself.

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The Failure of a Showgirl?

“Aretha Franklin, when asked her opinions on Taylor Swift, said, ‘Great gowns, beautiful gowns,’” said Mackenzie Protos ’27, “And I think that's how I feel about this album.”

On Friday, October 3, Swift released her twelfth studio album titled “The Life of a Showgirl.” I sat down with a few Swifties on campus to get their opinions on the new record-breaking album.

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Oh Deer…

Early Monday morning at 1:19 a.m., two masked men entered the second floor of Carter, offloaded a black garbage bag on Ekklesia, and beat a hasty retreat. Ryan Wood ’28, a resident of Second Central and an eyewitness at the scene, was the first to approach the bag.

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The Burning Question of Burning Corpses

Long ago at Covenant Chapel, one Reverend Rayburn gave a talk so controversial that those present then still remember it today. This talk was not on any matter relating to contentious politics, nor was it one espousing anything terribly new. Rather, the subject that got so many Covenant students heated in the ’90s was cremation; more specifically, why Christians should not be cremated.

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