"I feel like I'm teaching a bunch of dirty old men here." - Dr. Foreman

February 25, 2018 Faculty Quote

"Now I'm thankful for my name. The Reformed conservative Christian community finally has a female voice." - Dr. Kelly Kapic

February 13, 2018 Faculty Quote

“You guys all look beautiful while you sleep.” - Dr. Tate.

January 13, 2018 Faculty Quote

"Two-year-olds are stupid." - Dr. MacDougall

December 9, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I would be a demigoddess ." - Dr. Davis

December 9, 2017 Bagpipe Admin

"I would make a terrible Mormon or Roman Catholic because I ask too many questions." - Dr. Finch

November 8, 2017 Faculty Quote

*makes noise like a quick whoosh of wind* - John Holberg

October 22, 2017 Faculty Quote

"This painting is goofy and thick." - Dr. Weichbrodt

October 18, 2017 Faculty Quote

"Becoming a Christian was kinda a let down." - Dr. Foreman

October 5, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I once fell in love with a woman just because of her hairdo!"  - Dr. Foreman

May 1, 2017 Faculty Quote

"Sex after marriage is an exclamation point."  - Dr. Kapic

April 10, 2017 Faculty Quote

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh." - Dr. Foreman

March 21, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I feel like Kanye West." - Dr. Barham

March 14, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I was in a faculty party, you know, on-campus. It was one of those parties where you look at the hummus and say, 'Woopee!'" — Dr. Foreman

March 2, 2017 Faculty Quote

"These are the most beautiful phones I've ever used in my life." — President Trump

February 6, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I don't believe anyone can live happily ever after unless they die a day later." - Dr. Foreman

January 13, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I would be pleased if you sent your evaluations in so I don't get spanked." - Dr. Dennison

January 13, 2017 Faculty Quote

"I was so ugly when I was born my mother put me in the corner and feed me with a slingshot!'' — Dr. Dennison

November 18, 2016 Faculty Quote

"Great Metaphors really turn me on." — Dr. Foreman

November 18, 2016 Faculty Quote

"Your dog can feel pain if you spank it. Spank that dog!" — Dr. Dennison

October 12, 2016 Faculty Quote